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Funny Volleyball Quotes

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Funny Motivational Volleyball Quotes

"I can tell you one thing. I've done this my way. I don't have anybody to blame for this win but me, and I love it."

- John Daly

"It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course."

- Hank Aaron

"My success has allowed me to strike out with a higher class of women."

- Woody Allen

"Even if you are on the right track, you will get run over if you just sit there."

- Will Rogers

"The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for."

- Maureen Dowd

"I really lack the words to compliment myself today."

- Alberto Tomba

"It's a little like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired you quit when the gorilla is tired."

- Robert Strauss

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Funny Inspirational Volleyball Quotes

"Here is a test to find whether your mission on earth is finished: If you're alive it isn't."

- Richard Bach

"Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so."

- Bertrand Russell

"When you're playing for the national championship, it's not a matter of life or death. It's more important than that."

- Duffy Daugherty

"If you don't know how to die, don't worry; Nature will tell you what to do on the spot, fully and adequately. She will do this job perfectly for you; don't bother your head about it."

- Montaigne

"Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I'll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I'll give you a stock clerk."

- J.C. Penney

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Funny Volleyball Sayings

Practice safe sets

Bald volleyballers, an endangered species.

Yeah, you wish you hit like a girl!

Hot hands, great legs, killer attitude! (Don?t mess with the best.)

My boyfriend said if I spend another night playing volleyball he would leave me...gee I'm going to miss him.

Cap'n Crunch Vball. (All killer, no filler) It's not just for breakfast anymore.

You weak spikin', no blockin',net servin',face diggin',no passing, 15-0 losers.

The setter, a hard working TALENTED volleyball player who receives NO GLORY!

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